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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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Taking an L

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L
by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022
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Gol D Ramen Take

When Natedogg take meets Gold D Ramen. Gol D Ramen take is worse than Natedogg take.
Gol D Ramen: RDR2 >♾️ any ps exclusive.
When the Gol D Ramen take is more horrendous than a Natedogg take
by PapiToke January 19, 2023
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Take down

To sneakily take something from someone or rob them for it
Jake: I just took down lil Rodney

Darnell: damn why
Jake: it was a easy take down he sweet
by Mr meatballs March 9, 2025
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Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.
Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!
by moon_cricket August 17, 2023
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