david akulis

david akulis is the weirdest person you will ever meet. he doesn't really get a lot of girls, but when he has a girlfriend, he doesn't know what to do.

david akulis gets them hoes

by Jsjabcsms March 6, 2018

david gustafsson

So good you cant even

I cant even

Oh my good, I wish I would become a David Gustafsson!

by DeadInsideForAwhile December 21, 2016

David

(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.

He pulled a David yesterday.

by Eddie Camoreon October 19, 2019

david and joseph

David and Joseph is a name given to two prankster who take there pranks to far. Although the jokes are quite funny they can be offensive to some

Jeez might as well call ye David and joseph

by Chiggy nuggys675 October 22, 2019

David

A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.

David was daviding around the wellness event center.

by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

Daviding

The raging affection to control all money and sources there of regardless of how insignificant the amount may be to the point of public display of childlike tantrums.

"Look at that grown man over there Daviding the change out of the Make-a-Wish well."

"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."

by Institute of Definitions August 15, 2025