David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
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