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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient
Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky
by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025
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davide

He is a beautiful boy and you have a wonderful character, sometimes he is an asshole but still loves you. if he gives you heart take it because only a few people can have what he gives you. he is insecure of himself but when you see him he remains speechless because he has something that always attracts you at any time. he is the typical boy who loves to be with friends and who feels like a home.
Davide would give you his life but if you hurt him he takes revenge
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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david v

David v can not read and is not the best looking, he is used by girls
That's a type of David v
by Seek March 3, 2017
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DAVID

David is awesomestarlego he is very sus and loves cubes and BTS.
David here is a cube "oh yeah" David moaned.
by legostar November 22, 2021
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pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013
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