New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009

New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

Dat Dat New

Something that's the Sh*t. Usually applied to something that is great or fresh.

Used to show favor of something

Bartender: What can I get you?
You: Dat Dat New drink.(the best drink you have)

by crowndaclown February 17, 2013

New Haven Style

Burnt, like the crust on the famous pizza served in New Haven, CT. Typically used to justify serving something that you accidentally burnt.

Friend of cook: Hey bro, these biscuits are burnt!
Cook: Nah, man, they're just New Haven Style.

by mccurrdl January 16, 2014

New sibling syndrome

When children who have recently acquired a younger sibling feel so excluded that they pretend the new member of the family simply doesn't exist.

Mary: "Who is that?" (motions to John's younger sibling)
John: "What are you talking about? I don't see anything."
Mary: "Oh John, I forgot you are still suffering from new sibling syndrome."

by yepyepyepyepyepyepyep February 2, 2014

Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.

Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.

by McLovinsauce February 15, 2014

chicken bone news

Made famous by radio host Rob Redding, chicken bone news is news that is portrayed as important by the mainstream media, but in the grand scheme of things is unimportant and non-impactful. Mostly used by 24 hour news networks in the middle of the day to hook channel surfers.

A:"Did you hear the terminal at the Birmingham airport was temporarily shutdown after a suspicious person appeared near the airport? The report was unfounded."

B: "Man, that sounds like chicken bone news"

by VW2002 November 4, 2013