May 17th

The day you can get back with your bitch and fuck like its the first time again

Bitch its may 17th you know what that means...

by Ballboy #1 May 16, 2022

15th may

15th may - the second april fools. You've missed your chance to fool someone in april? On 15 may you get another chance!

- i really think we need to break up
- Really?
- jk, it's 15th may

by kduck May 20, 2023

May 4th

National send a booty pic day

“Hey, you have to send me a booth pic.” “Why?” “Because it’s may 4th send a booty pic.” “Okay, fine.”

by Shshsk May 4, 2022

mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.

If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.

by Lopi October 5, 2020

May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable

May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better

by Mi1763 May 11, 2022

may 21st

may 21st is me and katelickin’s anniversary. you should wish us a happy and healthy marriage.

“hi mom, hi blonde mom, it’s may 21st, happy anniversary !”

by kates gf May 21, 2022