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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020
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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡
by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017
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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022
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David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.
David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.
by silva.incognita August 1, 2022
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