Open a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.

by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013

Only hackers can type this

This is basically some Youtube Shorts thing where kids record into an object to make the background dark, use a video editor most likely on a Samang device to add text saying "Only hackers can type this" then add 6 overlapping a 9 or whatever they what to add, and those videos probably get more views than a single short from the Duolingo marketing team, like how?

"oNlY hAcKeRs CaN tYpE tHiS: ⱱ̏"

by φ June 8, 2024

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021