a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
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"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
Get the David mug.There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
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Get the David mug."A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.
He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.
He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.
(crushes when it comes to David)
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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).
- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.
He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.
He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.
(crushes when it comes to David)
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v
- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).
- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?
You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
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An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅
by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023
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