Paz Special

When a product or item at face value looks great quality but in fact 9 times out of 10 they are broken or non functional

'That water bottle you bought has a hole in it mate'

'Don't worry that's standard it's a Paz Special'

by MushroomJoe November 7, 2025

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Special Snowflake

A pejorative term for someone who considers themselves in some way more unique or better than the people surrounding them. Comes from the fact that since every snowflake is unique, not one of them is 'especially' so.

Generally used to describe 'woke' people who consider themselves superior, but has come to encompass a broader definition, especially vain narcissists.

A: Napoleon was such a fucking special snowflake.
B: And we love him all the more for it.

by বোন রোদ July 27, 2023

Mayfield Special

When a man receives oral pleasures in the parking lot of a Cheesecake Factory like NFL QB Baker Mayfield.

"Did you hear? Austin got a Mayfield Special from Alexis last night!!"

by Amillzz November 24, 2024

Dangerous Special

when your girl gets ran by the whole squad

Me and the squad were talking to your girl and she said she wants to run the dangerous special.

by we ran your girl May 11, 2021

cam special

Cocaine tipped cigarette

Hey man you wanna cam special?

by Chewythusiast September 26, 2017

Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉

by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024