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Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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punched onion

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018
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Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
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Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting
SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!
by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022
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Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.
Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.
by Selphee June 4, 2011
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Elbow Punch

A punch directed at another's elbow. Several consecutive punches in the elbow could hurt for days.

When you are backwards pushed or are humiliated in any other way, the best way to get your attacker back is by Elbow Punching the salad out of them.

Contact the nerve in the elbow, or the "funny bone", and the person being elbow punched will immediately crap their pants from the pain.
"I got elbow punched yesterday."
"Was it bad?"
"I pooped dude... I pooped."
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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