Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline

{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube

by xyko1 February 9, 2021

k punch

Knockout Punch

"Dude, my man got him with a K Punch, first hit."

by Kpunch January 24, 2017

Tongue punch

To tongue punch is to stick your tongue as deep as you can into someone's asshole.

Last night, while this bitch was giving me head, she started to tongue punch my fartbox while my dick was down her throat.

by hawke4me November 15, 2025

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Fact-punch

V. To repudiate an ideological position with data-based fact. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

He asserted that the economy was getting worse, but I fact-punched him with this year's reduced unemployment rates and increased GDP. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

by Soze June 12, 2013

Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.

Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."

by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009