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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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fun punch

I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.
by Funrainbowkittenjoy September 14, 2017
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Packer Punch

Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam
The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
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pocket punch

Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.
"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."
by birdtrousers September 17, 2014
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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.
Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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Falcon Punch

The most powerful punch that is used by Captain Falcon in super smash bros.
Guy 1: Hah! I beat you in a-
Guy 2: FALCON PUNCH!
Guy 1: Dude why did you break my ribs. Ouch.
by speedestboy November 1, 2023
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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