Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

Crafty Boys

Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.

Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀

by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019

Blanch boy

Blanch boys are evil dogs that fight at every party and harass girls on the daily. They are demonic bastards that should be locked in a insane asylum

Girl the reason why his dick is small is cause he’s an evil blanch boy

by Man like joey October 18, 2021

garbage boy

A heady individual whomst smokes at least 40 re-fries a day and partakes in various other garbage boy activities.

Steve: I just snagged the beefiest refry on the corner by the 7/11!
Peter: You're nothin but a trappin' ass garbage boy.

by Bassic Bitch April 5, 2017

scaly boi

1. A lizard.

2. Some boy who became a lizard

Ben:"I LOVE SCALY BOIS!"
Paul:"This is why I never hang out with you."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez March 4, 2018

mopar boys

Basically anyone who owns a frigging hellcat and refers to themselves as “the boys”

Guy 1: sheesh look at that mopar fly! Guy 2: yeah man, the mopar Boys do it big!

by UncleRuckus (no relation) May 22, 2021

whitemud boy

a crazy motherfucker. Occasionally seen busting ass on Whitemud Drive on a rickety-ass bicycle amongst cars going 80+ km/h. A true homie and beast in every sense of the word. Can be found in and around the Edmonton area.

Bob: That dude is a total whitemud boy. I bet he has a huge hog.

by brootal21 August 15, 2021