Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
Get the Blackburn's lawmug. 
Get the grandparent-in-lawmug. Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.
etc.
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.
etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
Get the Walding's Lawmug. The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
Get the Murphy's Roller Coaster Lawmug. Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.
I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.
I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.
I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.
by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012
Get the Law of Jasmug. Negroe’s law, short for Negroe’s law (or rule) of the whiteman analogies, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a niggas talking about the white man or white supremacy approaches 100%.
"Black men don’t look after their kids."
"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”
“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”
“Negroe’s law…”
"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”
“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”
“Negroe’s law…”
by Dietmelanin July 12, 2023
Get the Negroe’s lawmug. 
Get the stepchild-in-lawmug.