White House Arrest

White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.

I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest

by Dexxxter May 30, 2024

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Shit house

1A Cromwell Road, Malvern

Have you seen shit house?
Yeah, it’s so shit isn’t it
I’m so glad I don’t live there

by Shithousefan22 September 30, 2020

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A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

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House Trolling

Staying in your house all day on your laptop, getting in arguements on youtube, and only going outside once and your friends are saying you look extremley pail

Guy 1:Dude i havent seen William ever since June

Guy 2:Don't worry he's house trolling again he should look like a pail chocolate bar now.

by anonomousguyfffffffffffffffff July 23, 2012

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International goth girl breaks into your house day

February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.

Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf

by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025

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