A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022

David is very kind, has a good personality and very smart. David is also very charming and cute, you will be lucky to have someone named david. David is someone who will never let you down. They empower others by simply being themselves. David is wise and kind and gives all that he can to what he believes in most. With one look, he knows what's on your heart and how to give you what you need to feel supported and loved as you process what you're feeling.
David is a wonderful human being.
by BRUHHHEUHEUDJhcnkjan June 11, 2021

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.
by Flyee03 November 23, 2021

@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world
by ÏÏ November 9, 2020

David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick
Damm David u have a big dick
by Suneo November 22, 2021

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023
