electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.

I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.

by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

spray monkey

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.

We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.

by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016

ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016

creepy monkeys

A group of furry apes that hide in your closet and watche you sleep

Oh my god look at that those creepy monkeys

by Dovahboss365 August 29, 2016