National Bro Day

March 10th is National Bro Day because it's the 69th day of the year and is when you celebrate your bro's!

"Happy National Bro Day!"
"Love you bro! No homo tho"

by Httw77 January 17, 2020

Bros before Hoes

When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout

You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies

You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Call ends

by Smart Mexican dude October 24, 2019

Chow Down Bro

The 178th Ferengi Rule of Acquisition. When eating box, after separating the meat curtains, chow down bro. Can also be used as a suffix to other rules of acquisition. The sound made after chowing down on box is "nog nog nog nog..."
Source "The Dork Trek Podcast" Episode 257 DS9 Life Support

Jake to Nog, "Did you see the 36DDs on that Dabo Girl?"
Nog to Jake, "I want to eat her meat curtains!"
Jake to Nog, "Chow Down Bro"
Nog to Jake, "Nog nog nog nog"

by Dick Examiner November 10, 2017

Bro Code 30

A Bro Code meaning that you can not tell a bro about any sexual interaction until 30 minutes or later after it has occurred

Chad: I'm bout to smash Lisa bro it's gonna hella hot!!!

Jason: That's lit bro tell how it goes after!

Chad:Ewww bro that's weird

Jason:But Bro Code 30??

Chad: ohhh then ight 30 minutes after then?

Jason: Big Bettttt

by Brotonamis0011 March 25, 2020

Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

Bro-ing it out

The act of being involved in anything with your bros. If there is more than one bro, you are bro-ing it out.

Slampice: What are you doing later Joey?

Joey: I will probably smash then spend the rest of my evening bro-ing it out with my bros and some nattys.

by Joe the bro from the 614 December 21, 2010

Bro Jay Simpson

Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.

Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.

by Bro Nameth April 6, 2009