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American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
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Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.
Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.
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British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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American pipeline

The act of rolling up a burger and replace the mayo with cum and freezing it and put it in your partners pussy
Andie "Me and Sally did the American pipeline"
by Johnny_sins69 March 20, 2021
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American Revolution

A time where America was trying to be Independent from Great Britain and caused the Seven Year War in 1700s
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american schools

a school but in america
homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range
by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021
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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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