beans have been split

when the truth has been revealed.

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!

by anonymous November 5, 2023

National Jelly Bean Day

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!

Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.

by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020

Billy Corgan Toe Beans

Beans that belong to Billy Corgan.

Person one: Y'know.. You kinda remind me of some Billy Corgan Toe Beans.
Person two: That's so friendly.

by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017

National Jelly Bean Day

National Jelly Bean day is celebrated on March 23rd, created by the YouTuber, Steamer, and Tiktok-er; JellyBean.

"HAPPY NATIONAL JELLY BEAN DAY"

by Aquar1us March 26, 2022

cool beans hot rice

A phrase only legends say when there kinda chill about a situation and want to move forward , it’s like a calm way of saying yup that’s cool let’s move on

Molly : can I have an autograph I want to be like you when I’m older

Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice

Molly: do you wanna grab lunch

Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice

Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice

by Yllit April 6, 2020

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

by Cele696969 October 31, 2011