A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t
Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend
Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
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Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
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