Big bird

The fat ass bird that will knock down your door if you talk smack about his gay friend Elmo

WE GOT BIG BIRD ON 93RD STREET KNOCKING DOWN DOORS FOR ELMO AGAIN

by I eat dog food May 31, 2019

Birds

A bird is a type of Russian spy in America or an American spy in Russia used to collect information on the people and military technology.

Person 1: Hey dude, Look at those cool birds!
Person 2: Shhhh, They are just Russian spies!

by Russian Spy- I mean Bird? November 21, 2021

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

bird kiss

Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.

Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!

by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022

Bazey bird

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

by Deltafour February 3, 2012

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021