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a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
mugGet the Three Two One, dick on your head!mug.

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!
bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!
by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010
mugGet the cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!mug.

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018
mugGet the two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopinmug.

Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus the Wind-Chill

This concept originated from the group "Clipse" feat Pharrell Williams. This concept is featured on the album "Lord Willin'", In 2002.
Specially when these rims are spinnin' like windmills, its Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus The Wind-Chill."
by 2E-Z December 9, 2004
mugGet the Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus the Wind-Chillmug.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly
guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly
by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020
mugGet the i aint never seen two pretty best friendsmug.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly
by anonymous October 31, 2020
mugGet the i aint never seen two pretty best friendsmug.

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it
by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020
mugGet the I ain’t never seen two pretty best friendsmug.

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