smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Poo Poo Ca Ca

Poop. Poo Poo Ca Ca is a fun, hip way to say Poop.

"Damn, she smells like poo poo ca ca."
"WTF is poo poo ca ca?"

by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022

Poo Poo Ca Ca

Poop. Poo poo ca ca is a fun, hip way to say poop.

"Damn, she smells like poo poo ca ca."
"WTF is poo poo ca ca"

by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 05, 2017

Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 22, 2017

Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 11, 2021