by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022
by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
by Sallysuewho December 05, 2017
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.
Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
by Amm2195 September 26, 2020
When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 22, 2017