taint play

To play with one’s taint

Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?

by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021

Henry play me in the chess

A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit

Henry play me in the chess

by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025

Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

by Mrbuttholesmeller June 3, 2023

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022