by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020
Get the National Jelly Bean Daymug. When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017
Get the Chocolate Covered Coffee Beanmug. National Jelly Bean day is celebrated on March 23rd, created by the YouTuber, Steamer, and Tiktok-er; JellyBean.
by Aquar1us March 26, 2022
Get the National Jelly Bean Daymug. 1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.
1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!
2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3
3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!
2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3
3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
Get the Green de la Beanmug. it was me hahahhhahahahaah
by ilovedigbicks23234 May 9, 2022
Get the Who stole my beansmug. A phrase only legends say when there kinda chill about a situation and want to move forward , it’s like a calm way of saying yup that’s cool let’s move on
Molly : can I have an autograph I want to be like you when I’m older
Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice
Molly: do you wanna grab lunch
Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice
Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice
Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice
Molly: do you wanna grab lunch
Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice
Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice
by Yllit April 6, 2020
Get the cool beans hot ricemug. The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
by Cele696969 October 31, 2011
Get the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burritomug.