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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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Northwestern Middle School

a middle school located in Douglas County WI, it’s spirit colors are black and gold to represent the tigers (Northwestern Tigers). The school is very nice but there are some weird crackheads there. 😂
wow the Northwestern Middle School is nice but who is that crackhead over there?
by assssssssjjjjjj August 26, 2019
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A middle school where there is too much drama and alot of bitches to start it. If you want to go to highland lakes its like committing suicide. Everyday you spend in highland lakes is a day you have wasted valuable energy and wisdom.
Hey bro, have you heard of highland lakes middle school? Its a shitstorm.
by Killme2.0 April 12, 2017
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J. Lupton Middle School

Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho
“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School
by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021
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Grand Blanc East Middle School

Gbems, In grand blanc michigan is a fun little place filled with annoying ass people. All the girls are either weirdos, lululemon girls, or ghetto asf. Ur either super rich or super poor. And all the boys are weird af and ugly. We got pregnant 7th graders too, how? BC EVERYONES A HOE. too many ppl alr addicted to vaping and drinking n shit like yall are 13 calm down. The people at lunch are annoying af and the food tastes like shit. “Bacon sandwich” nigga tf thats not bacon its built like a piece of paper. If u go here i hate you a lot probably.
“Yeah im gonna start going to ems”

“WHY”
Grand Blanc East Middle School is a disgusting place.🫶🏼
by Juicypp March 15, 2023
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