house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.

“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”

by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018

Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!

haunted house

by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020

A house-cooling party

It's the reverse of a house-warming party. When you organize a party with your bros for the last time in your place.

Max is moving out of the abode ... Should we do a house-cooling party?
Sure bro, great idea!

by Phuture666 January 18, 2020

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

Moore's House

Scum.

"Hey, what house did you get sorted into?"
"Moore's House."
"I can no longer fucking associate with you Timmy."

by LittlestEmpress February 3, 2020

The Fun House

The Fun House is a game played by Spencer Pickstop inbetween taking engines out vans, where he would go for a crafty wank and at the end with a handful of ejaculate, run through the house, down the road to the local shop to buy some tissue without being rumbled by neighbours or family!

Rob "munxi" monks bumps into Spencer Pickstock outside the local shop. "What you doing Spencer" says Rob "it's The Fun House, hand full of cum, loo roll to be won... game" replys Spencer as he takes his man sauce into the shop!!

by Strange_ genetics March 26, 2020

Crack house

Where drug addicts gather and drug dealers sell from another addicts home

So n so is selling at the crack house up the road

by Fhhgvb March 26, 2020