Skip to main content

Ed Hardy 

A clothing line designed by a 'designer' by the name of Christian Audiger. Most often featuring pictures of skulls and flowers sometimes with crystals or sequins sewn onto the shirts so one can look like a disco ball florist. You can often see fat girls wearing ed hardy or a jacked up broski wearing it often with a fat girl on his arm along with his tribal tattoo.

In the past these people wore a brand known as 'Von Dutch', which at the time they felt was just as cool. These people believe it is fashionable because it is 'more expensive' than other brands but don't be fooled, if you live in a trailer park you too can afford an Ed Hardy T-shirt. The same Ed Hardy tshirts found in 'fashion' outlets can be found at T.J Maxx for 10$.

There is no hope for people who wear Ed Hardy. They will tell you 'not to bash Ed Hardy just because you can't afford it', though you can, you just have better style and you don't want to pay money to look like a douchebag. This does not get through to these people, so you should not bother arguing with them but instead tell them the fake diamonds on their hat really bring out the blue in their eyes.

Also see: Dom Rebel, Affliction and Tapout
Hardy-on: I got no style, I got no class, I wear Ed Hardy and I get no ass!
Ed Hardy by TheMcRealDeal August 27, 2009
Ed Hardy mug front
Get the Ed Hardy mug.
See more merch
A beautiful, mischievous girl who is incredible wise and intelligent. Everyone wants to be her and wishes that they looked like her.

She's an innocent looking,friendly, funny and loving girl but you don't want to be her enemy!
'Wow I wish I was like harly!'
harly by Ssh...girl November 30, 2014
Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.
Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.
hairy ass by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

harrypottering

To wait in line for hours, most usually costumed, to receive an early release of some sexed up book/video game/movie, or other medium for geekgasming.
I just went harrypottering to be the first to get Eclipse! I want to donkeypunch Edward Cullen I love him so much!
harrypottering by Dr Ebay October 16, 2008

Hairy Hatchet Wound 

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia
I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.
Hairy Hatchet Wound by Boozer August 16, 2005

hairy timbit 

n. a lewd gesture by which a man allows one of his testicles to protrude from his zipper, then asks someone if he or she would like a "hairy timbit."
John: (testicle out) "Would you like a hairy timbit?"

Emily: (looking him in the face) A what? (then looking down) O fuck you!
hairy timbit by tneveca August 26, 2009

thomas hardy 

author - have to write bloody essays on him
the withered arm and other wessex tales - uch no
thomas hardy by hiya March 14, 2005