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Hairy Muff 

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.
Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Hairy Muff by slutmeister May 30, 2009

Hairy Osama 

When you cum on a girl's face then, shave your pubes in the shape of a Islamic beard on her face. Then make her exclaim "Death to America!" Then stick a sparkler in her ass.
"I was giving my girlfriend a hairy Osama when she cam on my only sparkler!"
Hairy Osama by Dr Stinky March 4, 2014

hardy-fucking-har 

Something you say when your friend says something not very funny as a joke, and expects you to laugh.
Friend 1: Dealing with bitches is for the dogs!

Friend 2: Hardy-fucking-har

Hairy Handcuff 

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.
Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...
Hairy Handcuff by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

the hairy side 

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand
i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'
the hairy side by stoph March 1, 2004

Brood mother harpy 

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.
I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.
Brood mother harpy by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009