Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.

I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.

by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009

hairy beaver

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

by pajama man sam June 17, 2009

Jeff Hardy

2xtreme The only real risk taker in the wwe, Matt Hardy is a dick, has never been in a decent match for a ppv since jeff left, @ wrestlemania 21 there's going to be a triple threat tornado tag team match that the hardy's would have dominated, its not the wwe without the entertainment, and jeff took the entertainment with him when he left,BRING BACK JEFF

2xtreme Jeff took the wwe to the extreme, all ways putting his body on the line, where as matt would never try anything risky, jeff was so extreme he made sure the fans got what they paid for.

by Hoggie April 1, 2005

Hairy Triangle

A properly groomed female pudenda. The pubic triangle is considered by intelligent people to be part of what makes a woman's nudity so appealing.

Betty Blue. "Here fat pig take a look at my glorious hairy triangle. It's beautiful.

by Beatrice Dalle April 29, 2011

harpy

Best friend or besty of a women you are romantically involved with. Sole occupation to plant seeds of discord in your otherwise healthy relationship in the form of statements about your performance as a companion or questions phrased in such a manner to make you seem like a putrid pile of crap.

I thought things were going great with my girlfriend but that harpy made her think that my lack of dancing coordination would seriously jeopardize the well being of any children we have. Wtf?

by mintyfreshj July 18, 2011

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

hardy boys

1. a mystery series produced from the 20's to the 70's.

2. another name for a man's testicles.

1. "Oh man, I love reading The Hardy Boys!"

2a. "Looks like The Hardy Boys are going on another adventure!"

2b. "The Hardy Boys are excited...and it's no mystery!"

by AnyaFanya May 27, 2006