Hairry Nipples 

A disturbing growth around the nipple, the carrier is too god damn lazy to shave it off. may be referred to as chest pubes.

Frankie, shave your hairry nipples you sick bastard.

Hairry Nipples by Josh aka special K and crisco December 28, 2005

hairy nipples 

Hair that grows on the nipple, mainly on young Italian boys around 12 - 18. This hair is famous for growing on Tyler J. C.

Kayley : Hey Sara, have you seen Tyler's nipples?
Sara: Yeah, but we don't talk about it.
Kayley: Why?
Sara: Because, Tyler's very sensitive of his hairy nipples!
Kayley: Oh. ohkay.

hairy nipples by saralizohemgee July 15, 2009

Hairy Muff 

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.

Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Hairy Muff by slutmeister May 30, 2009

Hairy Osama 

When you cum on a girl's face then, shave your pubes in the shape of a Islamic beard on her face. Then make her exclaim "Death to America!" Then stick a sparkler in her ass.

"I was giving my girlfriend a hairy Osama when she cam on my only sparkler!"

Hairy Osama by Dr Stinky March 4, 2014

hardy-fucking-har 

Something you say when your friend says something not very funny as a joke, and expects you to laugh.

Friend 1: Dealing with bitches is for the dogs!

Friend 2: Hardy-fucking-har

hardy-fucking-har by KingOHAR July 6, 2014

Hairy Handcuff 

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

Hairy Handcuff by RacerX03 November 5, 2014

the hairy side 

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

the hairy side by stoph March 1, 2004