David

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

by Parity April 7, 2022

David Udoh

The Goat (Greatest of all time) in any given category.

Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.

by mr.laurynhill April 10, 2022

David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.

"Mate you're such a David, piss off."

by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022

David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Davidsa

A person that is the best. She will always be there for you during your ups and downs, gives you the best advice, will put you before herself, a strong badass woman that doesn't give one crap about what anyone thinks about her, and the most caring, kind, intelligent, wise, smart, loving person you will ever meet. If you ever have them in your life, NEVER let her go. Guard and love her forever :)

Guy: You look ugly as fuck and you are so short LMAO
Davidsa: Ok??? I know I'm short. Is there a problem with that?

by AGirlWithIssues April 15, 2022

david

gay

david is gay.

by spicynugg April 15, 2022

David

David: a guy who loves watching things like anime and football.

What's david doing? oh it's ok he's just doing some art.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022