Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

David

David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.

davids are so hot istg-

by ybae123 November 20, 2021

David

A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs

"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"

by Italiansushi October 4, 2019

David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!

#dont date a David

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

David

A prostitute with a emaculate dick

Oh my God is that David? His dick is so prestigious

by anonymous November 23, 2021