David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David gooding, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021

David

*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!

Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"

by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021