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Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.
by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009
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chocolate coat of arms

1. To shit on another's chest.

2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.
Becky, have you ever had a chocolate coat of arms?
by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008
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Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie
Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...
by Keovani® October 24, 2007
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Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020
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Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.
by Big booty G November 10, 2020
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Spongebob Chocolate Bar Special

When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.
Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special

Bro 2: “broooooooo”
by dymytro March 15, 2020
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chocolate weasel teaser

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.
by bose February 17, 2004
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