Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

fuck ass bird

One long ass fuckin bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.

by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017

baby bird

During oral sex you have your partner lie on their back and dangle your cock rigbt above their mouth and make them open wide like a baby bird

I love to do the baby bird with my girl Shana

by Manuel59manuel November 8, 2017

king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

Bird

A unit of measure used in the hood, most commonly in relation to cocaine, to denote 1 kilogram or 2.2 pounds.

My partner coming through this weekend with them birds for sixteen five apiece.

by NugPufr November 22, 2017

bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys

One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident

by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017

the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.

Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"

by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018