This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
Get the Bobbing for Crapplesmug. People who invest everything in idiots despite it never being reciprocated. These mfs would probably try to see the good side in hitler .
Anna: he’s really not a bad guy, deep down he’s a artist but he just had a rough childhood
Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler
Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!
Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler
Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!
by Ahnaf Chowdown September 4, 2022
Get the Bob the builder Complexmug. by Margonia May 14, 2020
Get the Bob rossmug. A black person who will harm another black person to impress white people. The character from the movie Life.
Jamal fired all 3 black employees and kept the only 2 white employees, even though the white employees were incompetent at their job. He is acting like Hoppin Bob
by Big G Nut the Monsta February 23, 2025
Get the hoppin bobmug. A fisherman (usually exclusively a shore fisherman) who keeps every fish he catches, every time. Especially snagged 29 inch walleyes. Usually complains about fancy boats.
by Babbabooie July 24, 2021
Get the Billy Bobmug. 
