Simp

talking nicely or even remotely talking to a girl.
this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.

"bro, you see how johnny commented on Paris's photo? what a simp!"

by nut monky 32 April 13, 2020

Simp

A guy who does way to much to try and get the puss.
A guy who puts hoes before bros.

You would be a simp if you are caught giving your life savings to a girl who doesn't even like you or someone who doesn't even know you.
Giving Alinity all your money and expecting her to fuck you

by Anti-simp101 May 26, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

that is you

you bitch ass simp

by IAMASICKFUCK May 23, 2020

simp

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

by covyn November 30, 2020

Simp

Super alpha male that can do anything for girls. Hoping to get some head

Look at that simp paying money on a girl online.

by Normal alpha male July 7, 2020

Simp

Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"

Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.

Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.

by ilovemakima July 21, 2022