Kpi Retard 

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob

Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard

Kpi Retard by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.

Yo, it’s national retard hour!

National retard hour by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020

National retard day 

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!

Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY

National retard day by National Retard Day December 19, 2020

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

Wholesome retardation by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

Mass Retardation 

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

Mass Retardation by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021

Sarcasm retard 

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.

Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”

Sarcasm retard by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021

i_retardedfunny 

A funny company, Funny real fun

This is very i_retardedfunny

i_retardedfunny by u_retardedfunny August 3, 2021