Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though
by S7.0113 November 25, 2020
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burnout in a car

Too spin the rear tires in a stationary position, after all burnout litterly stands for burning out your engine and transmission in short
Yo let’s go do a burnout in a car bro
Hell yeah I’m down
by That one lonely goat May 06, 2021
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Car Puff

Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”
by Have a go then June 07, 2023
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Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
by jt_289 February 22, 2021
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You get a car!

A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.
"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"
by Jpdsimas January 21, 2019
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car-uside

When your car cant take any more abuse and commits suicide
My pussy ass kia couldnt take the pounding and committed car-uside.
by Chongluv420$ June 08, 2022
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