mouth banjo

When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”

“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”

by Hotdoghands October 27, 2021

Hottie Palin Mouth Crease

This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.

Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Golden Mouth

A nick name given to Cleopatra by Julius Caesar. This name was given to her as she was remarkably good at giving head. The term golden is used as she is royalty, and mouth because she was good at using it while giving the blowjob.

It is still used as a name for people who are good at it.

I was blown by a golden mouth.

by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024

Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 5, 2014

secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012