Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

Bagley middle school

Welcome to where Mexicans and Country kids mix. We got shitty food Shitty teachers but a few which are ok themselves.

We got weed and vapes for sale. Watch out for kids beacuase this school has over 1000 kids. This school is shaped so weird with some of the weirdest kids that look like they just came out of a meth lab.

Bagley middle school is a shitty school

by hgjxbc,kmskdvnkj;,. October 26, 2022

washburn rural middle school

A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.

1. I go to washburn rural middle school and it's pretty good.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 14, 2019

Sue Wilson stafford middle school

A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!

person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.

by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023

Lake nona middle school

A hell whole where teachers smell like aids, and could give too shits less about a kids, and there parents who want to beat there ass.

Lake nona middle school is the most cancerous place in the world and I hope all the teachers suffer for what they do.

by Gay_porn December 6, 2018

Salish Middle School

The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.

My friend is ditching Salish Middle School

by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021

South Lake Middle School

a home away from home :)

south lake middle school >>>>> :)

by enchiladaarebombb May 30, 2021