The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).
Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.
by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 
The man, the myth, the legend.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
by Check One Two January 2, 2025
Get the Michael Snowdonmug. Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.
by Poopy789 December 11, 2020
Get the Michael Ceramug. by BigKnobBown May 16, 2016
Get the michael richardsonmug. Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025
Get the michael bortolussimug.