cookie pudding

Term for breast milk

Damn you got some tasty cookie pudding

by fuckboy420blazeit69 March 27, 2015

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

cookie

a vagina

She has a nice Cookie.

by RoyalCorpse April 8, 2021

cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.

Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!

by SooooWestCounty August 6, 2019

cookies

the slang term used among stoners to describe weed
dude did you bring the cookies i brought the papers

smooking on cookies in the hotbox

by baccarat22 November 15, 2022