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Chris Hansen'd

When a pedophile is rapidly exposed to the public, taken from the name of the former host of the TV show "To Catch a Predator" (a show about catching pedo's) Chris Hansen. Because of the of the show and it's popularity, those caught could never leave the public eye.
My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd
by sachadergrosse February 4, 2021
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Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".
John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.
by cpeasy December 9, 2024
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Chris

Chris is someone who doesn’t understand how friendships work and accuses his friends of things they are not guilty of e.g using him. Chris also tends to nonce on younger children. Chris’s are usually very small and below the average height.
Chris is a bad friend. no one wants a chris.
by Borkboi January 30, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

He is the pain of Sarah
Damn Chris is in Sara baya
by Qcu November 22, 2021
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Chris

Has a big cock but denies it
Chris is a great guy
by anonymous April 28, 2021
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Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick
hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick
by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022
mugGet the Chris VAn Der merwemug.

Chris trank

An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)
Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!
by imzapro April 26, 2010
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