A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 23, 2025
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by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Forceful Determination Is A Proven Attribute Called Confidence mug.Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
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《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》 mug.When one is required to perform whatever the other person asks no matter when or where they are at the time on call is said. Usually used to receive head or anything that the person wants.
Dan called “on call” while he and his lady were having dinner at a upscale restaurant and she was required to immediately get on her knees and perform oral sex. The individual who is being told “on call” has only 1 minute to start whatever task that they are being told to do.
by El Pago March 4, 2025
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