Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Cookie Tier List Day

National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.

This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.

I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!

Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!

by Omniorb March 12, 2024

Ice cookie

A dogs delightful treat made of frozen h2o

"Come here buddy, do you want a ice cookie?"

by Josh7508 March 23, 2024

cookie the cat

The person that created this defenition.
A autistic female minor with a youtube channel and roblox account
Angy person too

Random person: emoji cat heat when
Cookie the cat: never

by Cookie the cat March 24, 2024

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Oreo Cookie

When two black men have a threesome with a white woman. They double penetrate her. One dick in the pussy and another one in the ass. Black on the top and bottom and white in the center.

Two black men double penetrated a white girl making an Oreo cookie.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 28, 2024

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024