String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.

"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."

by Lustre King September 9, 2011

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Spittin in my breakfast

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.

"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013

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Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012

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