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Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
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The Karamazov Law

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.
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The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.
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The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
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Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex
Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”
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theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
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Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
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