Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

Manson's law of avoidance

Manson's law of avoidance says that, the more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it and I (Manson) bring this up in terms of what are the pieces of information that we protect ourselves from because ultimately, like grasping onto some sense of certainty, it's a means of protecting our ego from perceived threats and so, Manson's law basically says that, the more threatening something is, the more we will become certain in things that will help us avoid dealing with that truth.

An extension of Manson's law of avoidance is that, we should define ourselves as loosely and ambiguously as possible because the less defined ourself is, the less we need to cling to defense mechanisms or faulty ideas to protect ourselves. This is fundamentally a Buddhist idea, the idea of no self, if there is no such thing as self, then there's nothing to protect and there's nothing that you need to be certain about in the first place.

by AnonAmish97 June 22, 2023

cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Kendricks Law

Kendricks Law states that those who are deeply connected with the arts of adult content and Rule34 have the unique ability to predict what content the Rule34 artists are going to produce before said content is produced. In other words they are so in touch with adult content they can see or glimpse into the future of the world of Rule34.

This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.

You see Mike over there, he is affected by Kendricks Law. He knows what is coming next in the world of Rule34

by Trampolone April 14, 2021

bro-in-law

A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.

Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.

by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025

brother-in-law

1. The husband of one's sister.
2. The brother of one's spouse.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

charles' law

Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.

"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"

by 21stcenturyShakespeare February 25, 2024