Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.

Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015

ship cock

Dressing one's cock as a ship, and having another sexually ride it in water.

Last night I was in a pool and my girlfriend Ship Cocked me

by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013

cock stealer

worse than a cock block and only female - this person sees you hitting it off with a guy, then proceeds to steal said guy

yesterday sam and i were totally hitting it off, flirting and laughing and having a grand ole' time. then that COCK STEALER BITCH regina stole him away from me and ended up having sex with him. WHATTABITCH.

by cock stolen December 9, 2009

cock-woman

When woman is very masculine and has a lot of testosterone, a loud and determined voice, then she's a cock-woman. So you can't be sure she has a cock (male) or not (female).

She's a cock-woman!

by Hobivan January 12, 2012

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017