online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Strategy call

What Chris Cuomo has with his brother Andrew Cuomo to help Andrew with ufap

Why does Andrew Cuomo need a strategy call from his brother anyway? Doesn't he have more competent lawyers than ChrisCuomo?

by Sexydimma May 23, 2021

call me son one more time

When alexander Hamilton gets pissed off

George Washington:Son I need you alive

Alexander Hamilton:Call me son one more time

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024

Calls

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.

Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria

by Stickydragon January 17, 2024

Landon gray call

He’ll break your heart

You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!

by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023

Simp called noe

Donating 1000 dollars to a twitch thot so his name gets spit out. Pls sweep those simps and thots

Simp called noe pls kill me

by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020