Uncle Bob

a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips

Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB

by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

butterfly bob

Butterfly bob is a noble creature. You may trust butterfly bob with your credit card information, IP address and identity. Butterfly bob should be trusted with your life, love butterfly bob

BUTTERFLY BOB IS SO COOL

by Butterfly bob May 22, 2022

BoB

Bob is is the best builder youll ever find but he has the most boring name in the world

BoB is the best person

by WHYISBOBISTHEBESTTAKEN July 20, 2022

spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

Bob or Boblina?

A saying used to tell someone you don’t know them.

You remember me from school? Bob or Boblina?

by MailedAway, or Adopted February 23, 2023

bobs

A term used by (mostly) Indian men. It is commonly found behind women and, strangely, want to be kissed by (mostly) Indian men. Maybe some Indians know English normally, (no racism there) but most who wanna kiss bobs do not know English very well. bobs is also a short term for boobs, but one would only type that if they were in a hurry.

Can I kiss your bobs?

by MyPseudonym092 November 9, 2018

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004