15th April

A day where you smack your friends ballocks so hard the turn into tomatoes.

"Hey its 15th April!" "Time to smack his big juicy succulent bawlls"

by Plesse March 14, 2022

April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

12th april

national agri lad day

‘how you feeling today agri lad?’
‘i’m feeling amazing as it is the 12th april and national agri day’

by maisiegilbert April 11, 2022

All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.

Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!

by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024

14th of April

A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.

Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...

by PickledThrill April 3, 2022

April 22

Racist joke day

*say racist jokes when not supervised

Person1: Guess what day it is (April 22)

RACIST JOKE DAY

by Xx_DirtLYfestiyle_xX April 22, 2022

april 2nd

on april 2nd we all worship lesbianlover222

Ricky:what day is it?
Lucie:It’s april 2nd
Ricky:oh, we need to worship lesbianlover222

by flower garden July 6, 2021