April 24th

Dominic day!

"hey did you hear April 24th is international r@pe day?"

"I bet Dominic will have fun"

by notdominic April 24, 2021

April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019

April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023

April 14th

Grab a girls ass this holiday is where you grab someone ass who u sit next too

April 14th -Grab a girls ass that u sit by alot

Meaning u take your hand and put it on the ass and squeeze it

by Mr.goodguys April 13, 2022

april 20th

april 20th is national short people day. this is the day where short people qualify has tall, and their tall friends cannot make fun of them for a day.

“hey man, i’m has tall as you!”

“what do you mean?”

“it’s april 20th!”

by idkdontask April 20, 2021

13 april

The International DM Your Tits to your favorite Twitter guy.

On this day, you are allowed to dm your tits to your favorite guy on Twitter. Enjoy it guys

Girl 1: Oh shit it’s 13 April. I don’t know what picture should i send.

Girl 2: send for what?

Girl: For the International DM Your Tits Day!!

by Better Call Chevi August 2, 2021

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020